Verily I say unto ye..........

It can buy a house

But not a home


It can buy a clock

But not time


It can buy you a position

But not respect


It can buy you a bed

But not sleep


It can buy you a book

But not knowledge


It can buy you medicine

But not health


It can buy you blood

But not life


So you see money isn't everything

And it often causes pain and suffering


I tell you this because I am your friend

And as your friend I want to

Take away your pain and suffering!!



Send me all your money

And I will suffer for you!


Cash only please!
After all, what are friends for, huh?